All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, but only if they're made of gold. It would be pretty gnarly to have a set of choppers like this. Seeing the faces on the people at my high school reunion alone would make it more than worth it. Sure, it may be a tad on the homeless side, but they more than makes up for it with pirate-chicness taking you right up to the level of mutineer--savvy?
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me..."
"But you have heard of me..."
